http://azularia87.vox.com/library/posts/tags/entertainment/page/1/ Shut Your Face! en Vox Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:55:17 -0600 Copyright 2008 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss entertainment http://azularia87.vox.com/library/post/vampires-picket-blood-bank---from-uncle-johns-triumphant-20th-anniversary-bathroom-reader.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(Drixtina) http://azularia87.vox.com/library/post/vampires-picket-blood-bank---from-uncle-johns-triumphant-20th-anniversary-bathroom-reader.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://azularia87.vox.com/library/post/vampires-picket-blood-bank---from-uncle-johns-triumphant-20th-anniversary-bathroom-reader.html?_c=feed-rss-full Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:55:17 -0600 <p>I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here&#39;s the one in this book</p><ul><li><strong>Researcher Calculates A Snowball&#39;s Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%</strong></li><li><strong>Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He&#39;s Alive!</strong></li><li><strong>Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth&#39;s Hot Flashes!</strong></li><li><strong>Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!</strong></li><li><strong>Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!</strong></li><li><strong>Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!</strong></li><li><strong>Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!</strong></li><li><strong>Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!</strong></li><li><strong>Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!</strong></li><li><strong>Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!</strong></li><li><strong>Adam And Eve Found In Asia!</strong></li><li><strong>Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!</strong></li><li><strong>Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!</strong></li><li><strong>Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves</strong></li><li><strong>Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!</strong></li><li><strong>Toads Explode In &quot;Pond Of Death&quot;!</strong></li><li><strong>Vampires Picket Blood Bank</strong></li><li><strong>Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!</strong></li><li><strong>Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack</strong></li><li><strong>Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights</strong></li></ul><p></p> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://azularia87.vox.com/library/post/vampires-picket-blood-bank---from-uncle-johns-triumphant-20th-anniversary-bathroom-reader.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00e398b49ef4000500e398daaf1d0004?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> entertainment books