1 post tagged “entertainment”
I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here's the one in this book
- Researcher Calculates A Snowball's Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%
- Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He's Alive!
- Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth's Hot Flashes!
- Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!
- Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!
- Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!
- Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!
- Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!
- Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!
- Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!
- Adam And Eve Found In Asia!
- Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!
- Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!
- Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves
- Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!
- Toads Explode In "Pond Of Death"!
- Vampires Picket Blood Bank
- Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!
- Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack
- Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights
