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            <title>Birdland Lullabye</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:17:53 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Okay, so I sent this to my friend Sarah and I guess she said I should post it up. I was looking for music yesterday and I found Lullaby of Birdland by Ella Fitzgerald. I was bored and decided to record my own version. My recording equipment isn&amp;#39;t that great, it&amp;#39;s just my mp3 player and I didn&amp;#39;t record the whole song. I might post up the whole song later but here it is. Lullabye of Birdland.&lt;/p&gt;
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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        What do you love about where you live?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 0.8em;&quot;&gt;Submitted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://catandv.vox.com/&quot; class=&quot;enclosure-inline-user&quot; at:enclosure=&quot;inline-user&quot; at:user-xid=&quot;6p00e3989f7c4d0005&quot; at:screen-name=&quot;Emu with a Clue&quot; at:delegate=&quot;people-connect&quot; at:user-pic=&quot;http://up5.vox.com/6a00e3989f7c4d000500f48cef43b40003-75si&quot; &gt;Emu with a Clue&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;
I live in Iowa and I like the fact that it&amp;#39;s quiet and a relatively safe place to raise young kids (though I don&amp;#39;t have kids myself). Although I was born in New York, I grew up here. I didn&amp;#39;t like it at first because it was less exciting than New York but maybe it&amp;#39;s grown on me or I just grew to be the type of person who doesn&amp;#39;t crave too much excitement. Whatever it is, I&amp;#39;d probably get away from Iowa for a few years or a month but I&amp;#39;d definitely come back. &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:23:09 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;What have you lost that you wish you still had?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 0.8em;&quot;&gt;Submitted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://gunderson-bee.vox.com/&quot; class=&quot;enclosure-inline-user&quot; at:enclosure=&quot;inline-user&quot; at:user-xid=&quot;6p00e398b80e990003&quot; at:screen-name=&quot;gunderson bee&quot; at:delegate=&quot;people-connect&quot; at:user-pic=&quot;http://up1.vox.com/6a00e398b80e99000300e398c34ae70003-75si&quot; &gt;gunderson bee&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;
My friend got me a Nancy Drew book plus one of the Hardy Boys. It was the new series. I read the Nancy Drew one, &amp;quot;False Notes&amp;quot; and I also read the graphic novel that she gave me... I don&amp;#39;t remember what it was called. They were both a part of the many books I had in Connecticut with me while I was going to to school over there. Well, I got accepted to Iowa and my dad also had this crazy idea of coming to Iowa with me (after he told me that he&amp;#39;d never return to live there). We packed up all of our stuff hoping that nationwide would send a truck to our house... the first day, they didn&amp;#39;t do it, then the next, and the next. Finally, my dad went with a new company. I don&amp;#39;t remember the name of that one, but they moved our stuff. However, the estimate turned out to be lower than the actual cost so my dad couldn&amp;#39;t pay and we ended up losing all our stuff, except for all of our music instruments and computers which were in the car with us. My dad lost a lifetime of vintage records and old books. He majored in Linguistics. Compared to him, I lost nothing. All I had was my printer, hair stuff, books, computer games, clothes, CDs and folders full of drawings. Anyway, I haven&amp;#39;t read most of my books except for &amp;quot;False Notes&amp;quot; I haven&amp;#39;t even looked at the Hardy Boys one. It stinks that most of that stuff I have to buy again, although I already played those games I had. &lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <description>    &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; &lt;div style=&quot;border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:rgb(0,0,0); background-color:rgb(255,255,255);padding:0px;width:378px;margin-top:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;39&quot; src=&quot;http://i.emode.com/images/widget/gigya/widgetHeader020408.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-top:0px;&quot; width=&quot;378&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:10px;text-align:center;width:353px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&quot; style=&quot;color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;&quot;&gt;What&amp;#39;s Your Christmas Movie Match?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:10px 0px;font-size:17px;font-family:Arial;&quot;&gt;My Result: &lt;a href=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&quot; style=&quot;font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;A Charlie Brown Christmas&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width:358px;padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;border-bottom-width:1px; border-bottom-style:solid; border-bottom-color:rgb(182,182,182);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right;padding:5px 0px 0px 5px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Take this test!&quot; height=&quot;115&quot; src=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/cv/50651/http://i.emode.com/tests/christmasmovie/images/charlie_brown_s.gif&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;There&amp;#39;s no other way to say it: Like your Christmas movie match, you&amp;#39;re still a child at heart. And while growing up isn&amp;#39;t really a terrible thing, you love to relive the days when life was just a little bit simpler. Playful and silly, you don&amp;#39;t sweat the small stuff. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, you can act your age when it&amp;#39;s necessary, but it&amp;#39;s just not all that much fun. So when the work&amp;#39;s over and it&amp;#39;s time to celebrate, don&amp;#39;t be afraid to have a great time. And don&amp;#39;t worry, no one will make fun of your not-so-perfect Christmas tree. We think it&amp;#39;s cute!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:10px;text-align:center;width:358px;overflow:hidden;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:0px 0px 5px 0px;font-family:Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What are you?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:12px;color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;amp;c=50652&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/Jmx*PTEyMDY3NjY5ODA2ODcmcHQ9MTIwNjc2NzAwMjM1OSZwPTU5MSZkPSZuPQ==.jpg&quot; style=&quot;visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;&quot; width=&quot;0&quot; /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:08:19 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Okay, for some reason I did this recording of me singing Ingrid Michaelson&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Breakable&amp;quot;. I suppose I was bored. Anyway, I e-mailed it to my friend and she said I should put it on here. Now, there&amp;#39;s no music behind it because I don&amp;#39;t know how to play it nor can I play piano and sing at the same time. So, here is my horrible, horrible cover of &amp;quot;Breakable&amp;quot; please forgive my voice...
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Okay, I just have to write this down because if I don&amp;#39;t then it&amp;#39;ll be on my mind the whole day. Sometimes I take a different bus on Wednesdays and Fridays because I get out of class at 12:20 and I pretty much just want to go home right away. So, instead of waiting for the 10th Street Coralville bus that comes at 1:20 or so, I take the Coralville Lantern Park bus that stays out there from 12:20 or earlier and leaves at 12:30. I have to stop at 22nd avenue and walk to 10th street (It&amp;#39;s not that far) because otherwise, the bus would take me to coral ridge first before finally going to 10th street. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, I took the Lantern Park route today and I&amp;#39;m walking up 22nd avenue to 13th street to 10th street and on the way, I see this blue car that honks at me. I didn&amp;#39;t get a good look at the driver so I have no idea who it is and if they even know me. This is probably the third time it happened, and I know it&amp;#39;s the same car because I saw it two of those three times. Today, the driver honked and passed me then I just looked back all while thinking &amp;quot;Who is that?&amp;quot;. I told my mom about it once and she said it might be one of her friends but that particular friend hasn&amp;#39;t seen me since I was 13 and I doubt they&amp;#39;d remember me... it could be though. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s more frustrating than creepy because I don&amp;#39;t know who it is... It might be someone from work but I don&amp;#39;t really look at the type of cars people drive so I wouldn&amp;#39;t know. Maybe it&amp;#39;s someone from class... but I usually keep to myself so I don&amp;#39;t know why someone would honk at me and greet me on the street from their car, unless they&amp;#39;re really friendly. I know it&amp;#39;s not one of my friends because one has a red car and the other has a green car and she&amp;#39;s probably at work by now. Maybe, and this is the explanation I&amp;#39;m leaning towards, it&amp;#39;s a big joke or a misunderstanding. There&amp;#39;s probably this guy...or girl... that thinks it&amp;#39;s funny to honk at people on their way home, or they think I&amp;#39;m somebody else. Man, it sucks not knowing who it is. &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Vampires Picket Blood Bank! - From Uncle John&#39;s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader</title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:55:17 -0600</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here&amp;#39;s the one in this book&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Researcher Calculates A Snowball&amp;#39;s Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He&amp;#39;s Alive!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth&amp;#39;s Hot Flashes!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Adam And Eve Found In Asia!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Toads Explode In &amp;quot;Pond Of Death&amp;quot;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vampires Picket Blood Bank&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <author>nobody@vox.com(Drixtina)</author>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:54:38 -0600</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Okay, so apparently people think I&amp;#39;m unapproachable. I am not... I don&amp;#39;t want to give out this pompous feeling or anything, I just don&amp;#39;t speak much in classes with people I don&amp;#39;t know at all. And when I&amp;#39;m doing things in groups or in partners, I stick to class stuff and the talking pretty much ends there. I kind of expect the other person to start conversation, pretty sad I know. I&amp;#39;m getting a wee bit better at it though. I pretty much tend to stick with speak until you&amp;#39;re spoken to or only speak when I have something to say...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But anyway, I&amp;#39;m really nice when anyone gets to know me... and don&amp;#39;t think I don&amp;#39;t like you at first meeting because I pretty much like everybody unless you haven&amp;#39;t showered for weeks... or you look like a vampire!... &lt;strong&gt;and Sarah, you know what I&amp;#39;m talking about!&lt;/strong&gt; Just thought I should clarify for anyone who cares&amp;#160; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:52:32 -0600</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Heehee... yes, I like reading &amp;quot;Uncle John&amp;#39;s Bathroom Reader&amp;quot;... it&amp;#39;s full of strange facts and funny stories. This was my source of knowledge during our long break... think of it what you will. Anyway, I was reading last night and I came across this little &amp;quot;list&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;If the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don&amp;#39;t we just double their size?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why doesn&amp;#39;t &amp;quot;Buick&amp;quot; rhyme with &amp;quot;Quick&amp;quot;?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Is there ever a day when mattresses are &lt;em&gt;not &lt;/em&gt;on sale?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Doesn&amp;#39;t &amp;quot;expecting the unexpected&amp;quot; make the unexpected expected?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Do bees get wax in their ears?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why do mirrors reflect backwards, but not upside down?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If Wal-Mart keeps lowering its prices everyday, how come nothing in the store is free?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;How can traffic come to a standstill? Shouldn&amp;#39;t it be a sitstill?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why do you start slowing down immediately when the sign says &amp;quot;Speed Zone Ahead&amp;quot;?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;How much faster would lightning travel if it didn&amp;#39;t zigzag?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;How do you write zero in Roman numerals?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why do drugstores make sick people walk to the back to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why isn&amp;#39;t &amp;quot;palindrome&amp;quot; spelled &amp;quot;palindromeemordnilap&amp;quot;?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;How come you have to go to the &amp;quot;Start&amp;quot; menu to shut down your computer?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;When the stars are out, you can see them; when the lights are out, you can&amp;#39;t. Why?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Can you be a closet claustrophobic?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a barbecue?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If swimming is such great exercise, how come wales are fat?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why &amp;quot;milkshake&amp;quot;? shouldn&amp;#39;t it be called a &amp;quot;milkshook&amp;quot;?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why is it that most nudists are people you would never want to see naked?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;And this isn&amp;#39;t part of the list but it was at the bottom of the page... I thought I should just write it down&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?&amp;quot; --Steven Wright &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:01:10 -0600</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;I went to work yesterday... it was fine when I got there at around 3:00 but then at around 5:00 or so, I wasn&amp;#39;t feeling cheerful at all for some reason. I mean, I used to get bad headaches before and I started getting them... maybe this time I really need to get new glasses and soon. Or maybe it was just the stress of school starting tomorrow. I&amp;#39;m not ready at all, and on top of that. My french class starts at 8:30 and ends at 9:20--which is early because I have to take the bus at 7:21 And then my music class starts at 9:30. So I have 10 minutes to go from one side of campus to the other... I&amp;#39;m trying to change it but I don&amp;#39;t think I can. I&amp;#39;ll just have to walk quick then. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So anyway, I was in the break room complaining to my friends I was starting to get a headache and I wanted to leave, well, it got better during the day. Sarah came by to Wal-Mart because her mom had to buy blinds so we just hung out for about half an hour because it was my lunch break. I was so forgetful yesterday though. I forgot to get people their change, I forgot to ring up coupons, I also forgot my locker combination for a while, I forgot to clock out for lunch--but then I did that five minutes later. I forgot to clock back in... someone had to remind me. It was not a good day yesterday. &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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