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        <p>Okay, so I sent this to my friend Sarah and I guess she said I should post it up. I was looking for music yesterday and I found Lullaby of Birdland by Ella Fitzgerald. I was bored and decided to record my own version. My recording equipment isn&#39;t that great, it&#39;s just my mp3 player and I didn&#39;t record the whole song. I might post up the whole song later but here it is. Lullabye of Birdland.</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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        <title>QotD: I Left My Heart in...</title>   
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I live in Iowa and I like the fact that it&#39;s quiet and a relatively safe place to raise young kids (though I don&#39;t have kids myself). Although I was born in New York, I grew up here. I didn&#39;t like it at first because it was less exciting than New York but maybe it&#39;s grown on me or I just grew to be the type of person who doesn&#39;t crave too much excitement. Whatever it is, I&#39;d probably get away from Iowa for a few years or a month but I&#39;d definitely come back. </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <blockquote><p>What have you lost that you wish you still had?<br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">Submitted by <a href="http://gunderson-bee.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00e398b80e990003" at:screen-name="gunderson bee" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up1.vox.com/6a00e398b80e99000300e398c34ae70003-75si" >gunderson bee</a>.</span> </p></blockquote><p>
My friend got me a Nancy Drew book plus one of the Hardy Boys. It was the new series. I read the Nancy Drew one, &quot;False Notes&quot; and I also read the graphic novel that she gave me... I don&#39;t remember what it was called. They were both a part of the many books I had in Connecticut with me while I was going to to school over there. Well, I got accepted to Iowa and my dad also had this crazy idea of coming to Iowa with me (after he told me that he&#39;d never return to live there). We packed up all of our stuff hoping that nationwide would send a truck to our house... the first day, they didn&#39;t do it, then the next, and the next. Finally, my dad went with a new company. I don&#39;t remember the name of that one, but they moved our stuff. However, the estimate turned out to be lower than the actual cost so my dad couldn&#39;t pay and we ended up losing all our stuff, except for all of our music instruments and computers which were in the car with us. My dad lost a lifetime of vintage records and old books. He majored in Linguistics. Compared to him, I lost nothing. All I had was my printer, hair stuff, books, computer games, clothes, CDs and folders full of drawings. Anyway, I haven&#39;t read most of my books except for &quot;False Notes&quot; I haven&#39;t even looked at the Hardy Boys one. It stinks that most of that stuff I have to buy again, although I already played those games I had. </p>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>&#160;&#160;&#160; <div style="border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:rgb(0,0,0); background-color:rgb(255,255,255);padding:0px;width:378px;margin-top:0px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652" target="_blank"><img height="39" src="http://i.emode.com/images/widget/gigya/widgetHeader020408.jpg" style="margin-top:0px;" width="378" /></a><div style="padding:10px;text-align:center;width:353px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652" style="color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;" target="_blank"><span style="color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;">What&#39;s Your Christmas Movie Match?</span></a><div style="padding:10px 0px;font-size:17px;font-family:Arial;">My Result: <a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><em>A Charlie Brown Christmas</em></span></a></div></div><div style="width:358px;padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;border-bottom-width:1px; border-bottom-style:solid; border-bottom-color:rgb(182,182,182);"><div style="float:right;padding:5px 0px 0px 5px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652" target="_blank"><img alt="Take this test!" height="115" src="http://web.tickle.com/cv/50651/http://i.emode.com/tests/christmasmovie/images/charlie_brown_s.gif" width="120" /></a></div>There&#39;s no other way to say it: Like your Christmas movie match, you&#39;re still a child at heart. And while growing up isn&#39;t really a terrible thing, you love to relive the days when life was just a little bit simpler. Playful and silly, you don&#39;t sweat the small stuff. <br /><br /><br />Of course, you can act your age when it&#39;s necessary, but it&#39;s just not all that much fun. So when the work&#39;s over and it&#39;s time to celebrate, don&#39;t be afraid to have a great time. And don&#39;t worry, no one will make fun of your not-so-perfect Christmas tree. We think it&#39;s cute!</div><div style="padding:10px;text-align:center;width:358px;overflow:hidden;"><div style="padding:0px 0px 5px 0px;font-family:Arial;"><strong>What are you?</strong><br /><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652" target="_blank"><span style="font-size:12px;color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:arial;">http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=christmasmovieogt&amp;c=50652</span></a></div></div></div><br /><img height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/Jmx*PTEyMDY3NjY5ODA2ODcmcHQ9MTIwNjc2NzAwMjM1OSZwPTU5MSZkPSZuPQ==.jpg" style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" width="0" /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Ingrid Michaelson&#39;s Breakable Cover</title>   
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        <p>Okay, for some reason I did this recording of me singing Ingrid Michaelson&#39;s &quot;Breakable&quot;. I suppose I was bored. Anyway, I e-mailed it to my friend and she said I should put it on here. Now, there&#39;s no music behind it because I don&#39;t know how to play it nor can I play piano and sing at the same time. So, here is my horrible, horrible cover of &quot;Breakable&quot; please forgive my voice...
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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        <title>Let&#39;s Take It From The Top...</title>   
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        <p>Okay, I just have to write this down because if I don&#39;t then it&#39;ll be on my mind the whole day. Sometimes I take a different bus on Wednesdays and Fridays because I get out of class at 12:20 and I pretty much just want to go home right away. So, instead of waiting for the 10th Street Coralville bus that comes at 1:20 or so, I take the Coralville Lantern Park bus that stays out there from 12:20 or earlier and leaves at 12:30. I have to stop at 22nd avenue and walk to 10th street (It&#39;s not that far) because otherwise, the bus would take me to coral ridge first before finally going to 10th street. </p><p>So, I took the Lantern Park route today and I&#39;m walking up 22nd avenue to 13th street to 10th street and on the way, I see this blue car that honks at me. I didn&#39;t get a good look at the driver so I have no idea who it is and if they even know me. This is probably the third time it happened, and I know it&#39;s the same car because I saw it two of those three times. Today, the driver honked and passed me then I just looked back all while thinking &quot;Who is that?&quot;. I told my mom about it once and she said it might be one of her friends but that particular friend hasn&#39;t seen me since I was 13 and I doubt they&#39;d remember me... it could be though. </p><p>It&#39;s more frustrating than creepy because I don&#39;t know who it is... It might be someone from work but I don&#39;t really look at the type of cars people drive so I wouldn&#39;t know. Maybe it&#39;s someone from class... but I usually keep to myself so I don&#39;t know why someone would honk at me and greet me on the street from their car, unless they&#39;re really friendly. I know it&#39;s not one of my friends because one has a red car and the other has a green car and she&#39;s probably at work by now. Maybe, and this is the explanation I&#39;m leaning towards, it&#39;s a big joke or a misunderstanding. There&#39;s probably this guy...or girl... that thinks it&#39;s funny to honk at people on their way home, or they think I&#39;m somebody else. Man, it sucks not knowing who it is. </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vampires Picket Blood Bank! - From Uncle John&#39;s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader</title>   
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        <published>2008-02-08T22:55:17Z</published>
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        <p>I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here&#39;s the one in this book</p><ul><li><strong>Researcher Calculates A Snowball&#39;s Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%</strong></li><li><strong>Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He&#39;s Alive!</strong></li><li><strong>Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth&#39;s Hot Flashes!</strong></li><li><strong>Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!</strong></li><li><strong>Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!</strong></li><li><strong>Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!</strong></li><li><strong>Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!</strong></li><li><strong>Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!</strong></li><li><strong>Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!</strong></li><li><strong>Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!</strong></li><li><strong>Adam And Eve Found In Asia!</strong></li><li><strong>Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!</strong></li><li><strong>Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!</strong></li><li><strong>Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves</strong></li><li><strong>Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!</strong></li><li><strong>Toads Explode In &quot;Pond Of Death&quot;!</strong></li><li><strong>Vampires Picket Blood Bank</strong></li><li><strong>Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!</strong></li><li><strong>Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack</strong></li><li><strong>Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights</strong></li></ul><p></p>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>Que Feras-Tu De Ta Vie?</title>   
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        <p>Okay, so apparently people think I&#39;m unapproachable. I am not... I don&#39;t want to give out this pompous feeling or anything, I just don&#39;t speak much in classes with people I don&#39;t know at all. And when I&#39;m doing things in groups or in partners, I stick to class stuff and the talking pretty much ends there. I kind of expect the other person to start conversation, pretty sad I know. I&#39;m getting a wee bit better at it though. I pretty much tend to stick with speak until you&#39;re spoken to or only speak when I have something to say...</p><p>But anyway, I&#39;m really nice when anyone gets to know me... and don&#39;t think I don&#39;t like you at first meeting because I pretty much like everybody unless you haven&#39;t showered for weeks... or you look like a vampire!... <strong>and Sarah, you know what I&#39;m talking about!</strong> Just thought I should clarify for anyone who cares&#160; </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Why Ask Why? - From &quot;Uncle John&#39;s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader&quot;</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-23T00:52:32Z</published>
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        <p>Heehee... yes, I like reading &quot;Uncle John&#39;s Bathroom Reader&quot;... it&#39;s full of strange facts and funny stories. This was my source of knowledge during our long break... think of it what you will. Anyway, I was reading last night and I came across this little &quot;list&quot;</p><ol><li>If the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don&#39;t we just double their size?</li><li>Why doesn&#39;t &quot;Buick&quot; rhyme with &quot;Quick&quot;?</li><li>Is there ever a day when mattresses are <em>not </em>on sale?</li><li>Doesn&#39;t &quot;expecting the unexpected&quot; make the unexpected expected?</li><li>Do bees get wax in their ears?</li><li>Why do mirrors reflect backwards, but not upside down?</li><li>If Wal-Mart keeps lowering its prices everyday, how come nothing in the store is free?</li><li>Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?</li><li>Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?</li><li>How can traffic come to a standstill? Shouldn&#39;t it be a sitstill?</li><li>Why do you start slowing down immediately when the sign says &quot;Speed Zone Ahead&quot;?</li><li>How much faster would lightning travel if it didn&#39;t zigzag?</li><li>How do you write zero in Roman numerals?</li><li>Why do drugstores make sick people walk to the back to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?</li><li>Why isn&#39;t &quot;palindrome&quot; spelled &quot;palindromeemordnilap&quot;?</li><li>How come you have to go to the &quot;Start&quot; menu to shut down your computer?</li><li>When the stars are out, you can see them; when the lights are out, you can&#39;t. Why?</li><li>Can you be a closet claustrophobic?</li><li>Why is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a barbecue?</li><li>If swimming is such great exercise, how come wales are fat?</li><li>Why &quot;milkshake&quot;? shouldn&#39;t it be called a &quot;milkshook&quot;?</li><li>Why is it that most nudists are people you would never want to see naked?</li></ol><p>And this isn&#39;t part of the list but it was at the bottom of the page... I thought I should just write it down</p><p>&quot;If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?&quot; --Steven Wright </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I Will Accept Nothing Less Than Your Complete Respect...</title>   
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        <published>2008-01-21T18:01:10Z</published>
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        <p>I went to work yesterday... it was fine when I got there at around 3:00 but then at around 5:00 or so, I wasn&#39;t feeling cheerful at all for some reason. I mean, I used to get bad headaches before and I started getting them... maybe this time I really need to get new glasses and soon. Or maybe it was just the stress of school starting tomorrow. I&#39;m not ready at all, and on top of that. My french class starts at 8:30 and ends at 9:20--which is early because I have to take the bus at 7:21 And then my music class starts at 9:30. So I have 10 minutes to go from one side of campus to the other... I&#39;m trying to change it but I don&#39;t think I can. I&#39;ll just have to walk quick then. </p><p>So anyway, I was in the break room complaining to my friends I was starting to get a headache and I wanted to leave, well, it got better during the day. Sarah came by to Wal-Mart because her mom had to buy blinds so we just hung out for about half an hour because it was my lunch break. I was so forgetful yesterday though. I forgot to get people their change, I forgot to ring up coupons, I also forgot my locker combination for a while, I forgot to clock out for lunch--but then I did that five minutes later. I forgot to clock back in... someone had to remind me. It was not a good day yesterday. </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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