Insert Clever Title Here Vox 2008-02-12T03:02:02Z Drixtina http://azularia87.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom-full tag:vox.com,2006:6p00e398b49ef40005/2008/02/ Shut Your Face! Vampires Picket Blood Bank! - From Uncle John's Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader tag:vox.com,2008-02-08:asset-6a00e398b49ef4000500e398daaf1d0004 2008-02-08T22:55:17Z 2008-02-12T03:02:02Z Drixtina http://azularia87.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom-full

I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here's the one in this book

  • Researcher Calculates A Snowball's Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%
  • Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He's Alive!
  • Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth's Hot Flashes!
  • Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!
  • Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!
  • Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!
  • Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!
  • Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!
  • Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!
  • Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!
  • Adam And Eve Found In Asia!
  • Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!
  • Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!
  • Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves
  • Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!
  • Toads Explode In "Pond Of Death"!
  • Vampires Picket Blood Bank
  • Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!
  • Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack
  • Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights

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