I always love the real and bizarre news headlines in Bathroom Reader books... Here's the one in this book
- Researcher Calculates A Snowball's Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%
- Missing Baby Found Inside Watermelon! He's Alive!
- Scientist Proves Earth Is Going Through Menopause! Global Warming Is Earth's Hot Flashes!
- Flea Circus Goes Wild With Hunger And Attacks Trainer!
- Researcher Finds More Than 100 Businesses That Are Like Show Business!
- Prom King And Queen Seek U.N. Recognition Of Their Own Country...Promvania!
- Veggie-Eating Mother Has Green Baby!
- Meek Sue To Inherit The Earth!
- Satan Hires Publicist To Improve His Image!
- Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire!
- Adam And Eve Found In Asia!
- Bigfoot Cured My Arthritis!
- Bin Laden Wants To Join ZZ Top!
- Moon Rays Turned Apollo Astronauts Into Werewolves
- Germany Invaded--By Nazi raccoons!
- Toads Explode In "Pond Of Death"!
- Vampires Picket Blood Bank
- Seven-Year-Old Gang Member Hijacks UFO!
- Dog Lands Plane After Pilot Has Heart Attack
- Night Watchman Sues Over Working Nights
Okay, so apparently people think I'm unapproachable. I am not... I don't want to give out this pompous feeling or anything, I just don't speak much in classes with people I don't know at all. And when I'm doing things in groups or in partners, I stick to class stuff and the talking pretty much ends there. I kind of expect the other person to start conversation, pretty sad I know. I'm getting a wee bit better at it though. I pretty much tend to stick with speak until you're spoken to or only speak when I have something to say...
But anyway, I'm really nice when anyone gets to know me... and don't think I don't like you at first meeting because I pretty much like everybody unless you haven't showered for weeks... or you look like a vampire!... and Sarah, you know what I'm talking about! Just thought I should clarify for anyone who cares
